FULFILLMENT DETAILZ

  1. The only product available for purchase on this website is: a paperback book printed in the USA written by the operator of this website.

  2. When you order it through one of the Stripe links on this website, your order is processed magically, and a book is sent to you.

  3. Refunds are not accepted, as this is small batch printing, self-published author type shit.

  4. Returns are not accepted, as this is small batch printing, self-published author type shit.

  5. Book arrived damaged? Reach out to me at contact@shazamwatkins.com, and I will personally handle the situation.

  6. Ordered a book and haven’t received it? Reach out to me at contact@shazamwatkins.com and I will personally handle the situation.

  7. We ship out these books within two weeks of your order being placed.

  8. If you order a signed copy of the book, I sign the book, package it, and send it to you myself within two weeks.

  9. Pricing is listed in American Dollars, but you will have the option to pay with whatever currencies are supported within Stripe.

  10. Shipping is calculated at Check-Out. International Shipping is offered, though I feel bad for you because it’s expensive.